Ok, here we go. I'm up and awake after a nice sleep and ready to put out the blog for Day # 6. Last night was a full moon (or close enough to it). Of course, sitting over Vegas that's like a bug zapper for human bugs. It brings all the idiots to the Strip.
Can you see it way up there at the top? That just usually means the exceptionally stupid will come into the casino. I was supposed to be working on the casino floor, but I go into work and find out I'm now suddenly stuck in the booth again. I'm very unhappy! But, thanks to a guy named Vic, I was able to trade off the booth position and work in the hotel. Thanks Vic! That entailed mostly walking around in the hallway, helping a few of the bugs...uh...guests who were locked out, but didn't have any identification on them. Who walks around without any ID? I still can't figure out why you would walk around in a casino with no ID? Do these people go out at home without a wallet? I mean, I understand they're on vacation, but when I go somewhere for vacation I always have my wallet on me!
People get into a cab and arrive at the hotel, but don't have any money on them to pay the cab driver. They go into the cafe, order food and eat it, but don't have any money on them to pay.
"I'll just go up to my room and come back with the money later."
Ah...no, you won't. Do these people eat at a restaurant at home and then pull this kind of shit? Why would you think you could possibly eat and then come back later, if you felt like it, with money?
Ok, enough rambling about stupid people in the casino. After work I decide I want a cheeseburger. I hit the Jack in the Box drive thru on my way home and end up right at the window waiting for my food! Soon there's a guy in another car behind me, and then another couple of people behind him! I'm first in line though, hooray! He starts to get impatient and begins honking his horn at me! I'm still waiting for my food! I get sick of his honking his horn, I'm tired, I'm getting mad, so finally I put my car in reverse and stepped on the gas. I went backwards and smashed into him. Then I pulled forward and went backwards a few more times, making sure I destroyed the idiot's headlights! He starts to get out of his car...
Ok, most of that last paragraph was bologna. *chuckle* I did go to Jack in the Box, but the guy behind me was patient, he didn't honk, and I didn't back into him. But I did get some good food. And since I was hungry and tired, I ate and went to bed. That's why I didn't write the blog until tonight. *chuckle*
Ok, one more day to go with this little exercise. Tune in tomorrow and see how boring the last day is! Hooray!
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